This Man Was Hired On The Spot After Submitting Hilarious McDonald’s Application

This Man Was Hired On The Spot After Submitting Hilarious McDonald’s Application

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They say honesty is the best policy, and well, it seems like that’s really true. This man’s sincere answers not only made the management burst out laughing, but the guy was given a job right away. What’s really interesting is this isn’t a made up joke but an actual application for a position in McDonald’s in Florida. Take a look at how hilarious it is and try not to laugh!

Name: Jeremy Skitt

Sex: Not yet but I’m waiting for the right person.

Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. but seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

Desired Salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. It that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

Education: Yes.

Last Position Held: Target for middle-management hostility.

Salary: Less than I’m worth.

Most Notable Achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

Reason For Leaving: It sucked.

Hours Available To Work: Any.

Referred Hours: 1:30-3:30pm, Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

Do You Have Any Special Skills?: Yes but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

May We Contact Your Current Employer?: If I had one, would I be here?

Do You Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up To 50 LBS?: Of what?

Do You Have A Car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “do you have a car that runs?”

Have You Received Any Special Awards Or Recognition?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

Do You Smoke?: Only when set on fire.

What Would You Like To Be Doing In Five Years?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

Do You Certify That The Above Is True And Complete To The Best Of Your Knowledge?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

Sign Here: Scorpio with Libra rising.

Would you ever consider being THIS honest at a job interview? Share if you admire this guy’s courage to speak his mind

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